Me too! I feel bad sometimes because no matter my relationship to the person, if they look at a text while sitting next to me, I'll automatically look at it too.

A surprising number have a little flour in them.

Hold out for the one that laughs at morbid shit with you.

I would much rather sleep with Adam Levine than Blake Shelton. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Pay for their apps and you can. :-/

There is an episode of The League about the latter.

That can clog a sink. Bad.

If it’s really only “several occasions,” your application will be denied.

The idea has never even crossed my mind.

Um, they also criticize our fashion.

Please tell me that you watched linked at beginning then.

Same! I was like, why are we expecting any better journalism from the Home Shopping Network??

Siri. Duh.

That's terrifying.

Vatican confirmed now: https://www.google.com/

Yeah, I’ve heard you should be wary of any place that uses livingsocial or groupon. I’m going to the hospital’s dermatology clinic.

My clinic has buy one get one right now so it’s “only” $100 per session for pits and bikini line. Even if you could only afford one session to thin it out, it’s worth it. The hair that’s left after the first session is now soft and fine.

Get lasered! I have super coarse dark hair and just the first session made it soooo much more manageable.

I mixed gin, vodka, tequila, bourbon and fireball and then fell alseep in my makeup.

Yeah the article pointed that out as the toxic ingredient, but I very quickly realized that huffington post writer was just being an idiot.