Can't just be happy that a guy kept a dog from getting hurt?

Also the guy in the first row flipping off the pitcher during his delivery.

Adrian, Ray, please note the fists do not come in contact with the child or woman.

+1 the switch was made of thermite!

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

You clearly don't have reading comprehension skills.

YupTwins:
You clearly don't have kids.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

I'm cool with what he said because he wasn't trying to take my guns away.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

I don't think there's anything sinister going on here. Maybe Brown just got him mixed up with someone else he had kicked in the face that day.

Well at least now I know that LeSean McCoy wouldn't fit in with my group of friends. We would've tipped $7.44, put it on twitter, and then giggled about it for three days.

This is what we all felt like doing after reading Chris Kluwe's "Why Deadspin Sucks"

Can we call Tom Brady the Tom Cruise of the NFL now?

+restraining order and suit for emotional damages

Gawker Media: Where We Excoriate White People For Trying to Rap but Encourage Them to Write Overwrought Musings on Hip Hop

LOL

"Who the fuck are you.... Trying to pay girls to send you pictures and videos?"

You're a moron.

I don't think eating her pussy will do that; it's the searching through her gunt.