Hey sorry to top you, Megan but how about this for bullshit: 1992. Trumpenfarter meeting a group of TEN year old girls and then saying that he would be dating one of them in 10 years.

Oh, no, it’s fine to ask. He lives in Brooklyn, and you may not remember (or you may be too young,) but after the planes hit the towers and they fell, all traffic in and out of Manhattan was simply shut down. The bridges and tunnels were closed to vehicles, the subway, bus lines, and even the tramway to Roosevelt…

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…

Not just perfect health. THE most perfectest health ever, beautiful health... Really. Hachi - can I call you that? Is that okay? Good - let me tell you Guliannis health is so good, I’m told that they are going to rename health; Gulianni! No, its true its true I was told it by talking people.

He’s reached the point where patriotism and being a “true American” means that you had to personally be in NYC and witness the New York attacks as they happened.

I just don’t understand what could possibly have made him so, so angry in the past few years.

I love it when New Yorkers, especially this dip shit son of a mob lawyer, claim ownership over 9/11. I especially love it when they try to deny any ownership to a person who, for all we know, was sitting in a building that was targeted by United 93.

You were there that day, Rudy? I’m sorry! I didn’t know that. I’ve…

Ha. Christie was probably promised a sack of donuts and a tub of mayonnaise for dipping. Giuliani was probably promised an old school plantation with all the fixins. Horrible people.

I just am really curious as to what Trump’s loudest continuing supporters have been promised in the alternate reality where he wins the election. My guess is Christie is hoping for Attorney General and Giuliani Secretary of State.

You boys need anything while you’re here? Some reds? Yellows? Just got some purples in from Peru.