Now that’s Satanic! LOL!

deadspin poll: would you hit it?

After reading all these comments, it’s apparent the Daytona 500 just ended.

Delonte West has never had a problem with an older woman telling him to suck it up...

I would marry that woman and eat her out every night if she screamed that at me. Frankly, it would be okay if we didn’t get married.

“Battery, criminal trespass, AND drug possession? Maybe I was too hasty in dismissing him. He could be a real team leader.” — Jerry Jones

>winners don’t need excuses

And neither does Kimbo. Not sure if ‘winning’ is what you want to call his performance against a guy who dropped 40 lbs and nearly died of a heart attack in the ring, though.

I think it’s the difference between losing weight and cutting weight. Losing weight, as you did, likely involved better eating and exercise. Cutting weight involves severe, rapid depletion and dehydration.

If Kimbo was waiting to take a dive he waited a really, really long time.

A.) This wasn’t the UFC. It was the Bellator association. Saying they are the same is like comparing the CFL to the NFL. B.) I’m not surprised at all to see amatuers have trouble cutting weight. All these boxers, kickboxers, and wrestlers have likely been doing it their entire life and some still aren’t great at it.

The unfortunate end for Dada aside, this was one of the most comically awful fights I've ever seen in my life.

Well, at least you guys got your quips in earlier today about him being knocked out by his own girth and stretchered out of the ring....

Too much potassium? But Brondo’s got what plants crave... It’s got electrolytes!

He was in renal failure. The potassium has nowhere to go if your Kuznetsova aren’t working.

Dada was the victim of the ancient technique known as “The Demon Wind of Death Punch”. You throw a punch over the victims shoulder (the punch doesnt land anywhere on the body) while shouting “kuyamah” and the victim takes 5 steps and collapses to the ground, struggling to breath and their heart slows to a deadly beat.…

Anyone who would risk fixing a fight with Dada 5000 is an idiot to begin with. How are you going to trust a guy who runs illegal fights in his backyard?

So, basically it seems like this fight was set up for the purpose of being fixed, but this guy actually maybe had a heart attack before Slice could take his dive?

So he collapsed due to too much potassium and a lack of oxygen.

>implying he wouldn’t go plat off rep alone

If this happened to an nfl player, deadspin would call it a scary injury, and question why the sport was still around.