Well crap me out cover me with tears and call me a birthday cake. It looks great, I will play this later. Sorry about the late reply, I was doing something else for three months. Still they could make a good action game with the death of superman thing, but I worry it'd end up like Spiderman Shattered dimensions and…

Besler (in a hushed tone): Everyone you know one day will die.

Look out, we have a business law major here

and Miss Milly Cyrus should be fined and jailed for performing such sexually provactive material on TV ... I already know nothing will happen to any of these people, especially since our nation has become a truly Liberal Socialist nation now.

The Patriots were carried, as they have quietly and increasingly been in recent years, by their defense.

Game? Why would you want to see a game when TV TV TV sports sports sports? The hell's wrong with you people?

This the reason that whenever anyone has the fucking gall to call Brady the best ever I laugh my head off. Joe Montana never did that and never lost his composure no matter what. Please spare me the bullshit about the west coast system. He dragged Willie Davis & JJ Birden to the fucking playoffs twice. As for Marino…

The real victims in the Hernandez case are the rookie receivers. Or at least they will be, once Brady has them all killed. Speaking of which, Hernandez might be useful for that.

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"I put up with a lot of shit being smarter than everyone else through school, I really shouldn't have to put up with it on Kotaku of all places."

I donate money to charities too, doesn't mean I don't want to make more. I'm not saying she's a terrible person, I just feel that there must be some reason to fall back on a franchise like that.

Someone has been doing bath salts with Tim Thomas at his Tea Party compound again.

What? No zombie FDR? What's the deal with that?

My thoughts exactly. She was unable to cut it as a non-pre-teen-novelist so she has to fall back on to what she knows works and sells.

that was until she realized no one wanted her other books. And to be fair she's keeping that promise, these products are supposed to be unrelated to Harry himself.

That was before her other non-Harry Potter books bombed.

I recall her wanting to have nothing more to do with Harry Potter.

Oh, JK. You and your love of money. And the lack of your other books to generate any kind of real "buzz" or following.

I guess someone hasn't played a certain Super Nintendo game.

How about you tackle the death of superman? You could play as supes for a bit, fight doomsday, get offed and then play segments as the four supermen who came up in his place, before finally returning to take out the big bad. Yes I know it was ridiculous in the comics but as a game it'd give variety.

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