Ah, so I guess the Ravens did learn something from watching the Ray Rice tape after all.

Yikes, I’m old enough to remember seeing the Virtual Boy on its initial run in the mid 90s as a teen. It made your eyes and neck hurt after 5 minutes. Technology wasn’t cheap (and good) enough at the time to make it a worthwhile experience. It’s only starting to get there now thanks to recent (relatively expensive to…

Because they are weird.

He should ask Todd Haley about what you do with houses that aren’t up to standards.

You know Chip KKKelly is celebrating that particular anniversary.

I wonder if the Seahawks have a game against the Jets this year. That should be the impetus for many a joke about ‘jet fuel’, among other truther tropes.

So is colon coward the bastard son of jimmy the greek? let a playa know

you know gamergaters have a permanent grudge against you. I’m on the periphery of the gaming sphere and I hear them curse your name with a lot of pejoratives, the mildest one being “SJW enabler”. what is your thoughts about that

here is some music to listen to as well (note the gamergaters seem to be scared of it, when…

The autism is strong in this one.

wah wah wah....I remember an era where wrestlers were slashing their foreheads if they were not subjecting themselves to a DDT through three tables (that was about 20 years ago). A nosebleed just makes me think he’s getting pussified (not that I could legitimately outfight him, mind you).

Why are we seeing so much soccer on Deadspin? I thought this was an American website. The only soccer stories I want to see are ones with videos of somebody getting jumpkicked or something being blow’d up real good. Otherwise, stick to first tier sports like American football. Just my two cents.

lol why she scared tho

I had to switch from Chrome to Opera on my two-year-old Windows 8 laptop - I was also having some memory issues running it on a two-year-old HP desktop PC that was using Linux Mint as its main OS. Chrome is way too greedy with memory these days.

I wonder if the halo is anything like the “Galactic Barrier” that was alluded to in a couple episodes of the original Star Trek series.

please crosspost this to jezebel so I can see the results. thank you

presby in the oakland section is a better hospital IMO

this guy is full of internet gold; I hope he gets signed to the NFL so we can hear more of his bon mots of “wisdom”. Preferably to the patriots; they have no problem hiring folks with interesting morality issues, as we have seen lately.

Wow, the seahawks come off as really amoral here. Thank god the rooneys run a tighter ship here in pittsburgh, the city who has the most rings of them all.

I’m sure they gave each other super libertarian handjobs for just being so superfucking cool. right boss

exit out half the non-white folks and the women, and you might only be half-right as to your shitty meme! yay