Just because your visual cortex and temporal lobe is inferior in nature doesn't mean everyone else's is as well. It looks fine to me. Take some Topamax if you're scared, boy.

THIS HAPPENED IN FILTHADELPHIA? NO WAY!!!

Good. Hope he screws up the san diego-cincinnati game like his boys screwed the Steelers with that f'd up chiefs-chargers game. crooked ass bastards

Yep. Lazy bastards.

Perhaps Kotaku should create a site that appeals to women gamers and the LGBT crowd, because it's obvious that the boys (as in actual underage kids) that make up the rest of it's audience aren't going to change their behavior any time soon by themselves.

In America this would've been a homicide of two or more dead robbers because we stay strapped all day, y'heard. Don't fuck with the U.S.

Canada = America Jr!

At least we have the Second Amendment, pussies. Keep on smoking that crack, though. HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA

Should've called these guys anyway:

Something tells me they're going to change their name.

well that's some interesting strategy there. I wonder which team won the game.

This happened in Philly? No way! That city isn't full of scummy fuckers at all. j/k ;)

I might watch it.

http://www.talgov.com/uploads/public…

"Semen was identified on the anal swabs (Exhibit 2D), the panties (Exhibit 3) and the pink shorts (Exhibit 3A).
No semen was identified on the buccal swabs (Exhibit 2A), the vaginal swabs (Exhibit 2B) or the cervical
swabs (Exhibit 2C)."

Hmmm.

"Semen was identified on the anal swabs (Exhibit 2D), the panties (Exhibit 3) and the pink shorts (Exhibit 3A).
No semen was identified on the buccal swabs (Exhibit 2A), the vaginal swabs (Exhibit 2B) or the cervical swabs (Exhibit 2C)."

i don't know what that means

For real son?

joke's on you - I yell at people in the street too! Not just on the Internet. :)

body's flushing out toxins from drugs? Or overactive sweat glands.

a movie star. Who the hell watches tennis, really though?

No, little idiot, that means I'm fucking your mom and you're eating out the sperm that I leave behind, spaz-boy. Make sure to do a good job too; I don't want no stinky pussy to come home to.

Ok, go masturbate then. Whatever stops you from typing up BS ad nauseam.

This would've have a point if the guy he was impersonating was more famous. 9 out of 10 americans aren't going to really know what "roger federer" looks like either outside of some vague picture they saw in a magazine. Only tennis fans would notice that sort of thing.