What if Ray Lewis came to your house to talk about God?

Are you complaining about men's rights? You're funny as hell, dude. LOL

If you don't like her, maybe you shouldn't do any of the things she says men into video games do (I'm assuming you're male). She probably has called out your behavior in one article or another, no doubt. Not directly, of course; just saying that…

pretty much this

It is flexible and quite fun; albeit graphically limited (although you can opt to play with tiles instead of ASCII characters for graphics in most versions; most branches support that option as well). The main port (whose first version debuted in the late 80s as "Hack") is probably abandoned at this point, as it has…

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It was released in multiple languages (including English) and is a decent cousin of sorts to Master of Orion 2. It's a Windows game but won't play on 7 or 8 due to those OS lacking native 16-bit support (IIRC); those with 7 or 8 may want to create a VM (virtual machine) running an older Windows OS to play it. I…

I wonder who they'll hire for the 2014 season after Rex gets fired this year. Who would become the interim coach if Rex is fired before the end of the season? Anyone know?

Geez, what is with all the Nintendo fanboys up in here? Some of them smell of 'astroturf', if you know what I mean.

Sounds like you would need emulation for what you're proposing, and you would need much stronger hardware than a PS4 to achieve that for this generation of consoles. It might be feasible 4-7 years from now...of course I'd have to wonder if there's legal barriers to doing something like that for consoles that aren't at…

I have a couple of cats that looks just like that one. Those little furry bastards are always sticking their noses in human business, and often make a mess of things. Yet for some reason I don't ever really get mad at them. I wonder why that is.

Pics or it isn't true.

Whatever, kid. Your logical fallacies fail to amuse. Perhaps you should post another bullshit .gif file from your buddies at 4chan/9gag/reddit/deviantart or whatever other site cretins with un(der)developed prefrontal cortexes tend to gather around these days.

Damn, I wish Kotaku had an ignore feature. Seriously.…

Your overuse of 'memes' indicates a lack of originality as well as an inability to state an actual counterpoint. For fuck sake's, are you even old enough to smoke cigarettes?

I like gaming but I can't stand half of its fans; it's like they're immature and can't display empathy because their minds are too young in…

I think he meant Asperger's; those folks can have some strange/immature ideas about what they find humorous at times. Not all of them, of course; I guess it depends on what they were exposed to growing up with their allegedly 'normal' peers/relatives. (I have a brother with it; he almost got a juvie record for making…

Well, at least they still have Esham & RLP.

what's it like to be 12 years old?

God, why doesn't Kinja have an ignore feature...

Oh for God's sake. That shit was a hoax. The exact same thing happened at an Orlando game on Valentine's Day the year before (and it was confirmed as a prank later); and the announcers even use language that would clue one in on its prank nature if you listen closely enough.

Considering its targeted age bracket was allegedly elementary and junior high kids, I was more than old enough to understand it (I was in junior high and high school during the timespan of both shows).

Animaniacs had way too much humor that was aimed at adult pop culture references from decades ago. I actually…

Um, those shows were mediocre at best (and they weren't at their best very often). That crap didn't impress me when I was young. I was more into Ren & Stimpy.

Perhaps they should work on a Master System/Game Gear port? I agree that this game appears to be more of an 8-bit title at heart than a 16-bit one from what one would observe of its gameplay.

Hell yeah they will.