Mocha/coffee flavored ones aren't too bad. I can't stand the regular soda-like ones myself.

Not to nitpick, but that's not quite the same character as the one most of us are familiar with. That's Lyra; she's from the 23rd century and is the daughter of a time-travelling Hulk and a genetically-engineered 'superwoman' who was from an alternate dimension (Lyra is genetically engineered as well, IIRC). She's the…

Good lord, this thread is full of misanthropes.

Anyway, he'll probably get involuntary manslaughter and serve until he's 21.

What about TO made you quit the Cowboys? It's not like TO was any worse than guys like Michael Irvin in terms of off-field behavior.

And what team do you go for nowadays, if any?

what set you claiming then?

I agree 100% with you Owen, but let's face it; only a third of the Kotaku fanbase will get this. The other two-thirds are evenly divided between rabid right-wingers/'economic' libertarians and the "Asperger's With Attitude" crowd. But I enjoyed it nonetheless. Thank you.

Dom, I normally like your reporting, but it seems like you're the one making all the anti-Pirate articles I've seen on DS lately. Give us suffering fans a break; it's not easy holding the records (of dubious esteem) that our team currently is #1 in (none of which are good). :(

Yep, and you care less and less about 'current generation' games as time goes by as well. You're willing to use an older console if the games are relatively cheap and easy to obtain; and frankly one has less and less time to devote to learning/mastering video games as life forces its own set of priorities upon your…

He's from Decatur? So are these guys!

Yeah, that game was pretty crappy...the arcade version is the only one worth playing, and even then not so much.

Chrono Trigger?

Actraiser 1 was awesome; they shouldn't have taken out the sim elements for the sequel. I liked the "Civ" aspects of it as much as I did the action.

Ha ha, PFT is reporting a 'rift' in the Unitas family because of Joe Flacco:

Between this and Windows 8, MS has really been headed towards the "worst company" category lately. That's sad.

You forgot the PC demo-esque release "Tetripz":

Yeah, it was okay for a US-made RPG/adventure at the time, but it didn't seem quite up to the standards of other titles at the time bearing the name "Final Fantasy". Frankly, it seemed like it would've been more comfortable as a GBA title (but the GBA wasn't around at the time, IIRC).

That being said, I'd rather…

Surprise, surprise...yet another Windows 8 "feature". I will never buy a device with Windows 8 on it ever again after the experience I've had/been having with the OS.

"It looks like Stefano's using a BESTÅ shelf unit as the case, so it won't be a boom box in the most traditional sense—that is, you won't be able to carry it on your shoulder all 90s-style—but you could at least save some money on a new stereo."

I tried Ubuntu for a few months when I lost Windows 7 temporarily and didn't want to use an older PC with Vista. Had a mixed experience that got somewhat frustrating when it came to having to 'compile' certain programs. Maybe I should've tried "Mint" instead, but at the time (2011) I don't recall hearing of it. Would…

Seems like this was called for; Square Enix has been going downhill for quite some time now, IMO. Some of those really bad mobile phone games they've been releasing are a prime example; they make "Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest" look like a good game in comparison.