It'd be a mighty small thermos if it was "accurately sized", apparently.

I would normally agree, but this is Philly we're talking about. Folks in that city are crazy. They belt Santa Claus with batteries; what makes you think 'talking it out' is going to work with two typical Philly boys there beating each others' brains out?

You're awesome, bro.

Hey, if it quacks like a duck...

"Biology class" in Florida = huntin' and learnin' how to skin deer, raccoons, squirrels, possums...and cookin 'em just right for your spouse/sibling. :)

A resident from Florida actually calls someone else's area a "shithole". That's rich. Wherever "Xiaolong" is form, at least his region wasn't known for unleashing this upon an unsuspecting population. That alone should get Florida razed by a nuke to prevent future contamination of the human race.

That would be because California has lukewarm interest at best in pro football while we East Coasters have a truer, purer appreciation of the game. If it weren't for the 1980s-early 90s's glory that modern fans can still recall, SF's stands would look empty like San Diego's. Truth.

Well, they usually don't stop fighting because you ask them nicely. Spray isn't always effective either; I would say tasers are more than appropriate here given that they ignored repeated commands to stop, frankly. The guy who wrote the story does sound a bit "aggro" though, I guess.

I wonder when they'll hit the half-century mark.

Try being a Pirates fan.

Sounds like cut crap to me. The best stuff always has skulls or some other macabre symbol/logo on it. So I heard.

Hmmm. I just assumed Tebow tapped it first and Sanchez followed up.

I bet Sanchez got sloppy seconds. He's been awful this year.

I appreciate the sentiment, but I got bad news for you.

Wasn't he just in the Olympics representing for the Romneys? Too bad he didn't win. :(

"Start Tebow or fire Ryan"

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