That's nice and all, but where's my next-gen RPG? Gimme Dark Cloud 3! Gimme another Valkyria Chronicles (And the one we didn't get too)!

Not sure if simulation or not.

I saw them play it live. It was actually really good!

Wow. That second one.... the feels man.

Pre-stars?! YOU MUST BE IMMORTAL! ...I didn't know such a thing existed >_> I never got a star before the switch to the "grey" system. I blame you!

Did you ever figure out why you got grey'd in the first place?

You're meteoric rise from the greys is ridiculous >_> And now you're also an admin on TAY? You're trying to conquer Kotaku, then Gawker, THEN THE WORLD!

No you don't! Ain't nobody love a Cheroro!

I KNEW Crecente and his magnificent hair left because they hated me.

Man, slowly all the authors who who were writing when I first joined are leaving. Actually I have no idea how many are still here since Kotaku doesn't tell us who their authors are on the side any more >_> Well, good bye and good luck Owen! We shall use you in photoshops for all time!

Nononononononononononono STAHP! I thought we'd gotten past this! Go back to Buzzfeed videos or Smooth McGroove or whatever the current thing that's popular to post on Kotaku!

Man, I enjoyed the Mega Man 2 ones, but if I listen to this it'll be all I can think about when I listen to the actual music and I can't have that!

Yeah, I came here to say that it sounds a bit like that :P YOU BASTARD, BEATING ME TO DOING THINGS!

Man, since you rose up out of the greys you've been at the top quite a bit! :P

Ah, you're right, I misread it. Well that's better!

Three of them are coming out in Fall? My wallet: it will hurt.

BUT WHEN DOES IT RELEASE?! T-T I'm super pumped for this and Torment: Tides of Numenera.

I gotta hand it to you, you must be blind if you can't understand the joke.

We'd live in a magical place where they didn't make crappy kinect games. At least I'd hope we would.

I'm not sure what the PS2 commercial is trying to tell me. ._.

I barely got anywhere in this, but one of my favorite moments in it was:
"That entrance leads to the Infinite Improbability Drive chamber. It's supposed to be a terribly dangerous area of the ship. Are you sure you want to go there?"
>yes
"Absolutely sure?"
>yes
"I can tell you don't want to really. You stride away with a…