The only person with crappier runs in Colorado this past weekend was Ezekiel Elliott.

“They got no game, now.”

So I guess they blur out any guys scoring over there, huh?

My son is now driving my wife’s 06. Battery crapped out at 165k about 4-5 years ago. Only problem it ever had, so we payed the $2400 to replace and now it is over 220'000 miles with no issues.

I can’t think of another jalopnik post that had the camera setup in the caption so clearly you found it important that people know that you shot it with a manual camera and mediocre film.

we get it, you just got a manual camera and need people to know how original you are for shooting film

I’ll trade it for their not shooting any 12-year-olds with little warning and then lying to cover it up.

So next year’s Tiger’s tax return will list at donation of “$10 million to Houston on Aug 31”. How convenient.  

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.

New Glarus

Most humans age a lot in 20 years. Some even go from an infant to a fully grown adult!

Jordan would have let it slide to make sure the team covered.

Why did the offensive lineman bite the taxi driver?

Big deal. There wasn’t even a wrecked Volkswagen in his way.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

Found one! 166 to go.

I’ve considered it.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

I grew up in Georgia ( the country). In the 90s, recovering from the soviet collapse and with all the ex-soviet people in govt. positions, the country was a hell hole. To have been inside a car, was a cool thing as a kid. Sure, I had been in busses, but only a handful of times had I sat in a car.

Thanks Matt for letting Brandon and me crash at your extremely neat crib (seriously, how’s it possible that a bunch college dudes lived in such a tidy apartment?).