This is why we can't have nice things.

@Phatric: If they are from the Orient, yes.

@brandizzle: *promotes this comment*

@pixelsnader: Yeah, clearly dinner is the best meal of the day to think about.

@calidude: He is more successful than you will ever be, all while being "too busying thinking about dinner"

We are trying to bring tomorrow to you today, but bringing it to you tomorrow.

@Carrion3: They might find your hidden Justin Bieber photo folder too.

nothing to see here folks.

@Grégory Jourdan: Windmillbeardstache also approves

Nothing to see here folks.

@Zeugma: I've been self flagellationalizing since this morning in the shower.

@Twanzio: YEAH IF U WNT 2 WH R I 2 JDG

I FAIL TO SEE HOW THIS WILL MAKE COMMENTS ANY BETTER.

@rick23: Don't make good jokes or I might heart you.

@cliffthestiff: Don't let my story die.

@smithers85: I don't like to think about what my face had to do to get a star.

@loriensleafs2.0: your faces main image doesn't load.

@Norbs: Well you do have an honest face, so I should trust you.

@Norbs: I think he is a Nigerian Prince