@thebluepill: Because then they would just be pictures of Utah.

I once used the Breach Of "Contractual Obligations" argument to get out of a relationship.

@PunkyChipsAhoy: An erection*

@splash8204: I told my girlfriend when I first met her, I had a total Dream Weaver moment when I saw her, it went right over her head.

@splash8204: No one gets my Wayne's World references, but I make 10 of those a day.

@splash8204: It's always a good time to drop a HHGTTG reference.

@reddyroc: ENHANCE

@Kevin Martin: It will henceforth be know as "The video chat formally known as Face-Time"

Makes a great stocking stuffer!

@go out and love someone: You live near a computer though.

One cannot simply Hubble into Mordor.

@Rambo731: Was your comment really necessary?

@tallchair: something along the lines of "Haha dummy, that's not a comma"

@thebluepill: True, but the orange horns are a turn off for me.

@brijazz:

@MDIFILM: Because people who are drunk think unattractive things look better.

Let me open this file *double tap*

@The Squalor and the Fury: "We saved a vile of our sons DNA, the cloning process will be complete before our spaghetti dinner"

@UrascalU: *puts on glasses*