You can pick one gift, on this, the day of my daughters wedding.

That app's not mine, baby.

@Joel Johnson: Keep drinking the venom, fanboy.

The Circumcised foreskin recovery makes a great stocking stuffer!

@olibrowning: I think me might have played a British guy in a movie once.

@lolmonade: Love the avatar, love the name.

You are such a rattlesnake fanboy.

@Reginald Atkins: And at least then you could take some really good pictures with your DSLR.

The ban will affect tourists, too—so if you've got an upcoming holiday trip to Kuwait planned, I'd suggest going somewhere better.

@MacTodd: They have listened and changed things before.

@ThePhysician: Did your tablet come with that asinine comment free, or did you pay extra?

Hey #Apple, change the #iPad switch back to screen lock!

@Snafu77: Why don't you step into this room, alone, and we can figure that out.

@phunkypho: People have shoved bombs and drugs up their assholes too.

Why didn't they just say so? This makes it all ok.

@Lonesharkx: Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday!

@Edix: Thats for swallowing proteins.

@collectiveego: Hilarious

@Ghost-NYC: Why would I give a crap what that guy has to say?

@cat_in_the_chat: Tell us how this really makes you feel.