@robotrousers: Even after that, I still fail to see why people are horrified of them.

@razerangel: The word scrotum hasn't put me in a fit of giggles since I was 10.

I said the same thing to my girlfriend when she was hesitant about getting freaky over webcam.

Print screen

@Syntax Error: Because you are not an owl?

@Dustin Dawes: *hearted*

How to build your own airplane in 2 weeks.

Probably healthier for you than a real one.

@mrm: Did not know that.

@Zinger314: Did she have recount installed?

@Wil Jordan: If my wife ever did that, I would totally disney her.

These are so staged.

@MrHaroHaro: *hearted*

@Nayrlladnar: Me too...

@SpunkyFidget: Grandma does.

@Mr. Plankton: What kind of shitty question is this?!

@Scarred4life: Rules that are in the current state of being broken.

Whats the metric conversion of 0.0011 "Biebers"?

@The Squalor and the Fury: Yeah we can hook up, lets meet at our old spot behind the Taco Bell.

@NaeemTHM: I am getting even more tired of people complaining about no controllers on the iPhone.