@Golem100: Add that with your AARP card carrying discount on Denny's Grand Slams, and turning old is looking better and better to me.

@Jackstick: *hearted*

@Benedinho: *hearted*

That's hot

That's the sound of the skin growing on the chain... gang.

@king_saberhawk: Sent.

Sounds like typical New Zealand painter behavior.

Two words: Zombies

200 weight fleece is the new magician standard.

@cinnamonster: It takes a lot for me to not see a movie that has aliens in it.

If your gun rack has a gun rack.

My girlfriend - "That movie looks so dumb"

@OMG! Ponies!: I apply that same rule to dating and picking babysitters.

@Branden Kerr: Get a room you two.

@blyan-reloaded: Yeah, I love sausage and pancakes in the morning.

@Prostate of Grace, Chief Sarcastic Asshole to the Republic of Whitenoise: I'm getting the Wayne's World Dreamweaver glowly time slowdown effect from Blam.

@blyan-reloaded: The Spratt Attack

@superfluousK: The door hinges and locks are what get me, that dude was brilliant.

I've watched this movie like 5 times, as well as The Frozen North, read his book multiple times too. He was truly remarkable.

I can't wait until Groupon goes into more risqué markets.