I hope he gets all of it.

This post wins all the Kinja

it’s an indiana jones reference dude

“IF instant death, THEN don’t” is always a sound philosophy.

Normally if I want ice cold air blasted my way I just ask my wife a question.

So, since she is a millionaire getting paid less than her male counterparts. She should keep her mouth shut? She does not deserve to be heard or cared about like middle class and poor women? Good job, nice to see someone really fighting for the cause.

Nah, gender inequality is wrong regardless of how much wealth is involved.

Shit, is it NOT pronounced that way? I’ve only ever read it aloud in my own head, and I always pronounce the accent.

I think Blueberry is a lovely name.

Yeah, but...don’t be a dick.

They were driving high and endangering other innocent motorists on the road, sure I’d rather they’d not be dead, but fuck ‘em. These are the kinds of people who wipe out other people’s families simply because they’re getting their own jollies off.

Don’t be a dick.

Hey! If you don’t have any training in mental health issues, let’s not pretend to be an expert on mental health issues, mmkay, Judge?

Every time I head about someone going on a “mission” trip to Central America, I shudder.

...and remands the case to the Kirkland Municipal Court

I teared up too, but I think it’s because I started my period on the day of the BLOOD MOON so everything is heightened.

You live in LA and want to reduce inflammation? Smoke weed. It has made all the difference for me personally.

Congrats on your sobriety. It gets less boring, I promise.

I just quit drinking, there was a night where I remember doing shots without my hands by putting my whole mouth over the shot glass. Not sure if it was something I did because it was easier or if I wanted to see if I could. Another time I woke up with a bottle of Jim Beam on the floor with a straw in it, I still have…

That moment when you realize social chair Braxton booked the Beta Butt Chug Formal on the same night that Entourage comes out on DVD.