Once spent around $600 on a product that was shipped through UPS. Never has this been an issue for me. But I found out after ordering the item that I would be leaving town the day it arrived. I had a friend house sit me just to be home for this package! I tracked it that day and it said ‘Delivered!!!’ and I excitedly…

I started my period today and was pretty disappointed that I DIDN’T start during the blood moon. Were your woman-powers stronger than ever during the eclipse?

Are they just re-titling the The League?

THAT is how rolls should always be marketed

!!!!! I have been thinking about bringing a duck into our home

I went about 6 months not shaving at all which was really nice. The shaving process when I decided to finally chop it all down was an experience. I even went and grabbed a new razor half way through.

Yes. Some truly dedicated runners bring extra undies for this reason.

Have you ever had dental work done...? I’m getting a root canal in a couple weeks that will cost about $1500. My insurance will only cover part of that.

There’s actually a restaurant in Dallas that serves I think cake, some sort of Toffee cake I believe, and on top there is a big scoop of what looks like ice cream. It’s actually butter. Everyone that’s had it has said it’s been absolutely delicious. Obviously rich, but dang good. Just let that butter melt all over and…

I’ve had my Chi flat iron for like 8 years and it’s still working fine—I have no idea when this thing plans to die.

I’ve had my Chi flat iron for like 8 years and it’s still working fine—I have no idea when this thing plans to die.

Woohoo! And it’s pretty short. You could easily finish it in one sitting if you’re determined.

The Loved One by Evelyn Waugh. He’s English, sorry. But the book was written in 1948 and pretty strange—but enjoyable. It includes a man who runs a pet funeral home.

I fell in love with Jess Walter writing in The Financial Lives of the Poets. I’d recommend that as well—very funny.

I feel like a lot of men have never experienced a platonic friendship with a woman and I really wish more would. Because men and women both can learn so much from one another when they aren’t focused on boning so much.

So you can take your unimpeachable moral code of good taste and nastily shove it where the nasty sun don’t nasty shine.

I worked at a movie theater for two years and this is easily how like 40% of the clientele is NORMALLY. Then when the big movies come out it’s pretty much everyone. It got around in our town that if you complained about ANYTHING, you could get free movie passes. When the theater first went digital, The Proposal with…

My mother’s side of the family is all from Peru and share very similar Hispanic appearances aside from my mother who gained all the fair skin genes both her parents possessed then married a white man. Me and my brother are significantly lighter than everyone in the family. This has caused a slight “us v them”…

Basically, the shooter was completely normal until the poison of WOMAN seeped into his veins.

I know right. Expecting a comfortable environment free of sexual pressures is really asking for quite a bit when someone’s JOB is at risk.

Well I think people have many different reasons for seeking a pay raise, the problem here is that “needs” are not supposed to enter into the negotiation. That’s where the boss screwed that one.