Husband only wears briefs and occasional boxer briefs as a necessity because he is stupidly well-endowed. First time the clothes came off my reaction was an out loud, “WHAT THE FUCK.” Boxers do not keep his dick on lockdown so they’re not even considered.

Your mileage may vary but with traditional cat allergies you could have a Siberian (Forest Cat). Husband normally would have his throat close up standing next to someone who owned a cat but he got headbutted in the face with no issues when we went to go check them out. The fluff problem is real though, this is his…

I agree on the thirst but I do actually commiserate regarding the body image issue. I modeled with middling success in my early 20's and while there are a lot of photos of me out there from that time that I have been personally told people spanked to (which never mind fucked up, isn’t really a compliment, people fap…

No great way to say it but last year I tried making use of the suicide prevention hotline and it utterly failed me. A large culmination of several different factors and stressors climaxing all at once lead me into a mental breakdown and all I wanted to hear from -anyone- was that everything would be ok and I didn’t…

All I could focus on is how desperately I need Diane Warren’s hedgehog shirt. No amount of googling has gotten me any closer to it.

Pretty much as long as you only ever use your OWN makeup and don’t share it, you can get away with a lot more. This does read like an ad for Stowaway but it’s mostly backing up known truths to further their own ends. Think of the dates are more of a “best by” date, not a hard and fast rule. (which is also why I buy…

Once it gets into the song I can’t help but vogue, it’s problematic when I’m cooking or doing dishes.

I have a nail brush at every sink in my house and I always scrub underneath my fingernails every time after I wash my hands. Weird fastidious habit, but I still do this even when I wear nail polish or when I got gel nails and the occasional acrylic with some crazy ass nail art done at the Japanese nail salon I…

I feel like I’m the only jerk that enjoyed Artpop, I didn’t care for it at first, then it grew on me really fast. It seemed like she was really enjoying herself and actually having fun rather than trying to make a statement.

Being raised super Catholic does that to you, by the time I broached the subject with my husband his reaction to my confession was a Han Solo-esque, “I know.” Discussed the subject of dating girls, he was fine with it and didn’t need involvement (meet a lot of “bi girls” looking for a third for their threesome), just…

When I did time managing a counter it boggled my mind just how utterly shitty other people would treat someone who wasn’t their, “ideal,” customer. More often than not, they would throw them to me because I, “have the patience for their bullshit.” Guess what, they were usually people who were frustrated at getting…

I have a girlfriend who is a gluten-free raw vegan. Also when the term “Orthorexia” came about, I IMMEDIATELY thought of her. I also had to ban her from discussing her bowel issues/movements with me because A) it was always the same thing aka SO BLOATED AND CONSTIPATED WHY CAN’T I POOP, oh so very many laxatives, and…

Trying to be all objective like

For those wondering about all the different Dior mascaras (disclosure: I do freelance work with them) here's a rundown with personal observations (I have incredibly sensitive eyes, stick-straight eyelashes, and I wear glasses/contacts):

Diorshow original: Fatty brush, I personally hate this formula. It dries too…

For those wondering about all the different Dior mascaras (disclosure: I do freelance work with them) here's a…

Gonna be in the greys but I am compelled to respond because I am a derp (for background, I'm a makeup artist that also had a brief stint in retail management and now does some brand freelancing on the side in addition to my actual business)...

For the makeup newbie, much like in the wider world, there are people who…