WTF, Blue States? W. T. F.

Not Reddit, but a classic:

It doesn’t need to be said at this point.

Most of them would not be able to hit a target that small.

After transcribing his speech pulling us out of the Paris agreement, I said “fuck this” and started transcribing him as close to verbatim as I thought I could get away with, because there should be as many official records as possible of how illiterate our president is, especially since the White House has started…

So you’re saying that he has no STAMINA. No STAMINA.

So you’re saying that he has no STAMINA. No STAMINA.

Side note: that flag is now retaining Michael Avenatti in a sexual assault suit against Trump.

OMG GUYS.... WHAT IF “Melanie” WASN’T A TYPO

The comments on this story over at Fox News are a dumpster fire. But I repeat myself.

Get Patrick Warburton to narrate and I am so there.

“The Bright Knight”, obviously. :-)

I always figured that Schumacher was going for an updated “Batman ‘66” with all the campiness, rather than a continuation of the Tim Burton “Batman” universe.

My only problem with Sam Bee is that she used “cunt” as a pejorative.

“The allegations are nonsense but millions of people believe them,” he laments. “Now, the false generalizations are harder to refute.”

Please always refer to Dinesh by his full name:

I can attest to all of this.

It’s ironic like rain on your wedding day.

I’m so used to that being spelled Ayesha, so I’m just going to teach myself to see your name as ‘Yesha and it’ll all make sense to me. :-)

“Smile Time” will always be the best use of off-brand Muppets ever.