We have got to get everyone to publicly shame the hell out of white people who wield the cops as a pistol-by-proxy.

People need to understand that you don’t call the cops for stupid reasons, but you especially don’t call the cops on black people for stupid reasons - far too many cops are willing to execute first and justify later.

Works best if you go out back and throw it around.

Also:

“On Sunday, Melbourne’s Elizabeth Llorente broke the Guinness World Record for most burpees done in an hour by a woman.”

Those last two sentences apply to pretty much all of American history.

So, basically, his own version of The Sunken Place.

I personally apologize, and am reaching out to the students involved.

Oh.

OMG, his Facebook profile has a Ghandi quote:

Why? Is failure contagious? Is there a transmission vector for being a douchebag?

People who have lived lives of good purpose and good works are at peace with the idea of death. They understand that there is a wide, beautiful universe beyond their small existence, and by nurturing and sharing the good things in that universe they attain a lasting happiness. When their time comes they let go of the…

Ah, the Chewbacca Defense. Well played, Kellyanne. Well played. 

Mediterranean types don’t have that “civility above all” problem. Especially those of us with Italian blood. :-)

I grew up watching “Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids”, and it makes me sad that a good show built around a bunch of black kids is now tainted by this mess.

Oh, I can hear the response now:

Yes.

Cut Hank Azaria some slack. Were you calling out The Simpsons for their portrayal of Apu for the over 20 years that it’s been on, or did you just now decide to get self-righteous about this that the issue is in the public eye?

It is a well-known fact among many white people that all black people are capable of shooting magical cop-seeking bullets from water guns, wallets, and cellphones. The only thing that can prevent this is a hail of police gunfire.

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