Somewhere, a Trumpette is gazing at this picture and becoming moist.
Cheqyr
cheqyr
And that would be unnatural!
The zoo staff wouldn’t let him bang that really hot ewe.
Onder, who is loudly anti-abortion
FTFY. Because I’ve yet to see a guy’s swimsuit that will give him the same tan line as a barbecue-grilled chicken breast.
Do you want “bag wine”? Because that’s how you get “bag wine”.
No. The cardboard box gets all soggy and it doesn’t balance well on the soap dish. :-(
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Why stop at a beer? You can prep your whole dinner in the shower:
WAT.
I have friends in the BDSM community, so I know people are into some weird shit, but if you didn’t indicate that you’re into being choked/tortured/etc., then this crosses a line. And if you’re not into this stuff now, odds are you never will be, and you guys will not be compatible. Sorry.
I feel like I should loan you my family for a week. :-(
Bad PR trumps HR every time:
Long story short: UA gate staff make UA look dickish. UA defends dickish rules.
Yes. Rules are there for a reason. And sometimes the reason is outdated, stupid, or both.
Given the specifics of her accusation, I’m guessing: cheated on bf with black guy, got pregnant, not willing to abort, comes up with this insane scheme.
Don’t party too hard. That makes Mike Pence President.
Too soon?
Hey, it’s not like most children haven’t seen one before. Just, from the other side.