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How does this fear of women’s sexuality square with a culture that gave us the Kama Sutra? Is there no cognitive dissonance?

  • Donald Trump gave an exclusive interview about the Oscars to Breitbart, you’re welcome to find the link yourself.

“45 wants to know about media accountability”

Does... does he think that those districts have zero liberals just because they’re led by Republicans? I’m honestly not sure. O.o

“Kept in the trunk is a blood bank of the President’s blood type.”

For Obama, the blood bank held at least 5 units of AB- maintained at a steady 3°C.  For Trump it’s just a half-gallon carton of rancid Sunny Delight, room temperature.

Typical that he has no idea which end is up.

YouTube is Red,
Pewdiepie’s blue,
Maybe next time
Don’t threaten the people who have been struggling with oppression for five thousand years and were nearly exterminated less than a century ago in a war in your backyard that your own country somehow managed to remain “neutral” during.

It’s yours. But good luck selling those front-row tickets. :-/

I saw a mockingbird behaving as if it were drunk on fermented berries, which apparently is also a thing. It kept attacking its reflection in my driver’s side rear-view mirror. The spectacle might have been amusing if the bird hadn’t also been incontinent with rage... all over my freshly-washed car. :-/

Is it just me, or did the flag recoil at his touch?

It’s common knowledge that the only guys who use “pussy” as an insult are ones that aren’t getting any. Happy Valentine’s Day anyway!

#TeamNoOne

Because Taylor Swift and her staff have brains and experience.

Hello. I’m an American. When you find out, please let us know.

It’s D you don’t gotta pay for or wake up next to, obvs.

I have also not seen the show, and I also have a question. I see four white kids and a black kid. Do we get some character depth and development from the black kid, or is he basically just a token?

You have our collective permission to take the piss out of him.

Be grateful I didn’t spell “come” with a ‘u’.

When the Spanx come off, the spanks come on.