Best. Comeback. Ever.

Potomac is not a “nice. little. secret.”. Everyone in the DC area knows about it. It’s pretty big. Lots of McMansions. Parts of it are too far off the beaten track to get anywhere quickly.

I guess I’m fake and miserable, then. Who knew?

It’s clearly Green Mouse ice cream:

Yaaaay, it’s here! It’s finally here! “War on Christmas Season” at last is here!

“It wasn’t about hair. It was about we don’t want this negativity on our team,” Tonner said.

It’s like, “whoa, I may be evil, but this place is messed up.”

If you want this choice position,
Please adhere to each condition:
Short debates,
large halls,
throw just
softballs.

Technically, he didn’t say whether they skyrocketed up or down...

“married people have a much greater chance of surviving than those who are single.”

Beautifully said.

It’s funny how you said this while demonstrating that you haven’t mastered how to spell words with apostrophes.

In America, we’re still fighting the Nazis:

America had its own “funny Nazis”, and the Holocaust was a lot more recent then:

So, basically:

@Anna: I too wish to learn to “speak like a true lesbian, or feminist, and certainly as an advocat of Progressive Politics”. Where can I go to accomplish this? Does one take private lessons, or is there some sort of online tutorial? I’ve heard that lesbians like cats, but what is an “advocat”? Is that a special…

Like a “productive cough”, so it’s shouting with mucus, right?

There was a very good — nay, awesome — reason for that “Brown M&M” rider...

Sorry, but I have to post this any time Anne Geddes is mentioned: http://www.theonion.com/graphic/anne-g…