Earlier this week, wheezing reddened pile of bagpipes Rush Limbaugh

I read that in his Vinnie Barbarino voice.

John Travolta, the Oscar-nominated prisoner of Scientology.

He’s even more awesome. The dude is so cool, he’s even nice to the pretentiously pious.

I’m not trying to burst your balloon here, but paragraph 3 of http://www.bermuda-attractions.com/bermuda_0002fb…:

He understands that the cat was intentionally trying to kill the dog, right?

Yes. Sea glass is very pretty, but it is also trash.

“I’d walk a million miles, for one of your smiles, my....”

“Mike Huckabee and Co. are happy to tout the fact that Davis has been touched by the grace of god and washed clean...

CAN’T UNSEE.

Terrifying? Nah. Just sad. Their psyches are pretty fragile: fear of change, fear of sex, fear of God, fear of outsiders, fear of science itself. Why do you think so many of them feel the need to own or carry firearms for personal defense? Fear. It’s what fuels their anger, and the sad part is they don’t dare admit it…

Negative press like this will definitely cost Obama the election in 2016.

OH MY GOD THERE’S A GUY DOWN THE STREET WHO SELLS PILLOWS AND LOOKS LIKE HE COULD BE NAMED MOHAMMED OMG OMG

I think it’s spelled “Benghazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...”

“On second thought, let’s not go to New Hampshire. It is a silly place.”

“Offical”. Lovely.

Now, now. It’s what’s inside that counts. Which is not really the best news for her.

Her biggest punishment right now is being Kim Davis.

G0 on...

That’s her O-face.