Guys, it’s not Patriots fans who suck. It’s people from Massachusetts. 

Why?! Why would anyone bring that up?! Do you like torturing people?! Bringing up their lowest moments, when victory turned to ashes in their mouths?! Have you no compassion?

Good.  Fuck the Packers.

Also under consideration:

Bless Anthony Barr for the emotional distress he caused Packers fans last year, and bless him for what he'll do again this year.

My father, a lifetime Vikings fan, suddenly switched teams to the Cards after visiting Scottsdale once, FUCKING ONCE! His reasoning; the people were “nice.”

There was a Service Charge of 23% added so that might be the auto-gratuity added in.

Over at Inpredictable, Michael Beuoy exhaustively analyzes SportVu data to examine whether, and which, NBA teams overly inflate or deflate their basketballs for a competitive advantage. It’s fascinating. [Inpredictable]