Gooey-cities, just like geoduck

That’s what I was thinking, it’s backwards. They find talented, physically and mentally gifted kids, then they suddenly become orphans....

Global Entry FTW. If you live in a border state, you get SENTRI with it; register your car and you’re crossing TJ to San Diego in 15min while the regular line is 2+ hours.

Ouch, that one would actually sting. But Chris Paolini already used it.

“I pray for Trump to accidentally bite his tongue every time he tells a lie.”

The elder two are unlikely to be anywhere near girls for the next several years.

I’m doubting kids who planned and executed theft of a couple hundred thousand dollars worth of property three hours from their home were on the fast track to being productive members of society.

Maybe to some people grand theft auto is a normal teenage prank, just like to some people bragging about sexual assault is normal guy talk? Nobody in my 2000 person high school jacked a car. Our living dangerously was getting some dude in his 20s to buy us beer & cigs, then hanging out by the lake feeling all badass…

Highly recommend welding gauntlets— cover up to the forearms, plenty of finger dexterity, plenty of insulation— I reach into the grill & adjust glowing coals manually, only like $20 at big box home improvement store.

Insurance isn’t going to touch the negative equity, and the lawyer to defend you from the insurance fraud criminal charges is gonna be a lot more than that...

Back in the 90s when I lived in Seattle the Washington State Police enforced this. One time on I-90 in middle-of-nowhere East side I was doing maybe 6 over, passed a left lane cruiser on the right just when we went past a trooper running a trap. He come see out lights on & I think I’m screwed. Nope, he pulled over the…

Montana all the way. Great way to tick off SanFran fans.

Then they’ll impeach him too! Then all the rest of the libtards!

Much of the developing world gets by just fine on raw milk, and no refrigeration at all. Of course in a lot of places they don’t name their children until they’re a year old because so many will die, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

Since it’s a log/log graph, adding a zero point would be impossible.

Most of the bombing is being done by the Saudi airforce. We’ve been publicly urging them to use restraint, which has been mostly ignored. Wouldn’t be surprised if this incident causes us to be (much) less vocal in that direction.

Same deal in San Diego, the Chargers and their bought-and-paid for mayor are all over the radio & billboards, I don’t know anyone who’s going to vote yes.

“Granted I’m one of those white people...”

There’s a great Vietnamese dish called Mi Xiao Don that has a big puck of deep fried noodles as the base, I love it but so many noodles so bad for you. Now I want to try it with this squash (minus powdered sugar) as the base, bet it would be great.

As a resident of SoCal, I would suggest that this is the _last_ place in the US a Drumpf stooge like Billy should be looking for a jury trial.