You can be a Hillary supporter and you don’t have to preface it with the hipster “not my first choice...” Bernie is dunzo. He has been dunzo. Either go whole hog on Hillary or accept that you’re going to be lumped in with Trump supporters in the baskets upon baskets of deplorables.

See when she hugged the hot, slender dude in the promo I thought they were dating and I was like “Nice!” and now I find that he’s her brother and they cribbed her romance plot from Mike and Molly. Hard pass for multiple reasons.

Yes, I did appreciate seeing someone who wasn’t just “TV fat.” That scene shot from behind of her on the scale was important.

i cant tell if you are describing your mom’s sword cane or my actual mom.

This is how my mind reads every Bette Middler tweet:

Yes, because it’s not enough for Trump to lose the election; he must lose in a landslide of epic proportions, and drag downticket republicans down with him. Because nothing short of total and humiliating defeat not just for Trump, but for all republicans (who gave rise this phenomenon in the first place by stoking…

The most insufferable peope always think they have haters.

Why is there so much Anne Hathaway hate and so little Lea Michelle hate? Seems we got it backwards.

Maybe don’t read a post about the season finale if you don’t want spoilers?

They are going through the ‘7 stages of grief’, and have passed through denial, but are stuck on anger. If Bernie had pulled the plug months ago, they would have had time to adjust

I’m starting to think that the Bernie supporters are outnumbering the usually quiet Hillary folks because they don’t have jobs to be at.

If a bunch of Democrats did this to a conservative protester, the GOP would lose its shit screaming (for months) about disrespecting the flag. But for some reason these shitbrains have no problem looping the flag around people like some kind of dogcatcher’s pole.

I want Michelle to hold a press conference and call Melania’s dumb ass out on TV. I want Michelle to demand an apology and call her “Crooked Melania” and discuss how much she lies. AND, I want her to do it in a sleeveless outfit to show off her awesome arms! Of course Michelle won’t because she is more classy and less…

I feel so tired when I watch JoJo. She has to do so much close talking about feelings that don’t exist with dummies. She was probably like, “sigh, fine. at least I get to lie down.”

Yes I could of screamed when I read that. It literally made my skin crawl. For all intensive purposes, it’s annoying.

Her husband, a long-haul truck driver, turned grey from using silver nitrate as a cure-all.

Usually I reserve my angry shut up shouts for David Fucking Spade (aka my arch nemesis) but I did let one fly for Zayn Pensive Penelope All the Live Long Day Malik.

America’s Foredads: the original Brexit.

Why does Lea Michele always look like she belongs in a salad dressing commercial?