What’s worse than going home for Xmas? Going to stay with your brother and his family, because Xmas isn’t at home this year, and he is hosting. This is my brother who if you didn’t know us and were observing us, you would think, “Oh, yeah, he does not like her.”

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

Yeah, I can´t decide in what proportion Ben Carson is an opportunist, self-hating, or a moron. Obviously, he is all three to some degree, but what is really at play with a fucking statement like that? I mean, he already has the fucking job, do you need to keep pandering to the racist base? Do you really hate yourself…

I hope all these people die in a fire. I know we say that as an exaggeration mostly, but I mean it. I hope they literally die in an actual fire and it takes fucking dental records to ID them. I don’t have much else to contribute to the discussion.

For some reason, I can’t help but see Damon as the lead shit of this turd island.

And also why the North should have liquidated the entire Southern slaveholding class, perhaps by exiling it to Brazil or Australia, instead of allowing it to hold onto its land. Land reform would have benefited whites and blacks alike.

If only those rings were nooses.

With all due respect, GOP senators, I wasn’t aware that your government-provided health insurance covered spine removals.

Fuck this shit. New rules.

I wish people would flood the web with illustrations, memes, gifs, shops of Putin and Trump fucking to the point where googling Trump would bring up an obscene picture.

Totally agree, totally boring season, but very obvious that this season the producers are calling the shots and ensuring that a woman of color makes it to near-ish the end. Pretty confident they made a deal with Nick and this is more of a PR “see we aren’t racists” plug for the show, more than anything else.

Glad that Kim K’s posted that... I believe her audience is not political, or even republican, which means that she has a basis for educating them. Facts! They still exist.

Remember “BUT BERNIE!” “HILLARY DISHONEST!” “HER EMAILS!!!!” “TEACH DNC LESSON!”?

This is my only joy lately, knowing that those Good Salt of the Earth Everymen who voted for this rancid orange barnacle will soon be well and truly fucked as a result of their actions. Of course, we all will be to a certain degree. Just let me have this schadenfreude for a moment longer.

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

The aneurysm will be televised.

They should do a skit on SNL about his reaction to a skit. Go full meta.

Literally the only good part of La La Land was the 30 seconds that J.K. Simmons was onscreen.