At my one and only food service job I got reprimanded for not smiling as I was shredding a giant block of cheese (out of the sight of customers). How high would you have to be to be grinning while shredding cheese?!

I want to burn any couple that says they (‘we’) are having a baby. no you’re not. the woman is having a baby. the man is not growing a human being for 9 months and pushing it out of a grape-sized hole. fuck off.

Me! Me! I’ve got a worse one! The husband of a good friend (we all thought he was a creep and generally tried to avoid occasions where she’d have to bring him - but you can’t just invite one half of a married couple to your wedding), who got drunk, stuck his hand down my bodice and groped my tit at the reception.

how anyone does anything without a smoke in one hand and glass of merlot sloshing around in their empty stomach is beyond me.

Let’s Talk About Children in Restaurants

I like to refer to her as Natasha Richardson because she was a really great actor and artist in her own right and not just someone’s wife.

Ryan Reynolds is the Ryan Reynolds of Ryan Reynolds.

Like the fact that he’s married to Blake Lively?

in terms of like, BASIC SENSE, i can see what he’s trying to do in the first one. the second is fucking glorious word salad.

the way his face is made makes him always look really concerned about something

Also, let’s be clear.

His wimmens keep getting younger, blonder, and taller.

So if he’d just said, nah, didn’t do it, she’d still be there siding with him. Girl it’s not a bandwagon when 30+ women come forward with the same story. That’s a rape parade, with a float and everything. A Parape if you will.

♫ Stand by your mannnnn / Just don’t / have a drink with hiiiim ♫

Sounds legit. Also he probably thought they didn’t need vaccines, just a little tiger blood. #winning

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

So, story time: I was actually once randomly assaulted on the subway for no goddamn reason. I was on my way home from work, wearing a hoodie and listening to music with my head down. I was interacting with and bothering absolutely no one. This group of middle school kids on their way home from school got on as I was…

A lot of guys have trouble with the concept that their penis is not the most important thing in the world to other people, since it is clearly the most important thing in the world to them.

This. My anxiety fucks me up as does my depression. I would never harm another person. I have mental health issues and I’m more dangerous to me.