He has only said like 10000 times, he wasn’t drinking! GOD! He’s going to be a private citizen, so there, and you’re not even his real dad!

But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

Please start writing Food Network Fan Fiction IMMEDIATELY

I have no reason to back up why I think this: but I’ve always felt like Rachel Ray is the woo girl who always has designer cocktails strapped to her body for concerts/sporting events for all her gurrrls and the swingers party you KNOW she throws every couple months is epic. Like she has got to have a signature dip…

Seth Woken

maybe trump will pre-emptively name her secretary of the treasury and we can go for a hat trick

Also, this is my daughter’s regularly requested Rey hair.

Because tits are what get human women respect?

The Rage is dead. They have settled into Bitterness Toward Cable Providers in their old age

yes. it was gross.

This is some pretty adept viral marketing for Finding Dory. Kudos, Pixar.

Reminder: when you say you are against feminism, then you are simply saying you do not believe women should be equal to men.

“But let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Barack Obama doesn’t know how to bangarang. He knows EXACTLY how to bangarang.”

And as a mixed raced child who had a white mother who took every single racial and sexist battle - and won them, I’ll say: the exhaustion is worth it.

When my son was in kindergarten, I consistently spoke up as the parent of a kid with autism, bringing those issues into conversations, and I worried that it would mark me as the Weird Mom, but after a couple of years I saw attitudes changing among the parents.

This is a video Michael Scott would make if he were Governor.