These posts are 100% my guilty pleasure. 

You guys should just have a whole segment dedicated to Meghan McCain. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t titter inwardly with excitement every time I see you guys do a post about something dumb that happened on The View.

This is also worth noting:

I feel like everyone’s missing the important point. Mueller did not find that Trump committed a crime, BECAUSE MUELLER DETERMINED IN ADVANCE THAT HE WOULD NEVER RENDER A DECISION AS TO WHETHER TRUMP COMMITTED A CRIME, given the special considerations involved (principally, that he is a sitting president)!!! Even if he…

Christ, how the hell did Mueller not recommend criminal charges against this bastard? Just looking at the litany of shit Trump pulled... I just don’t see how he couldn’t. I know he’s a establishment Republican, and thus would never under normal circumstances recommend any action against a sitting GOP president, but…

Nobody gives a shit about anything besides themselves, beyond a reasonable extent. Even multi-millionaire bestseller Bernie.

Trump’s ideas are lower taxes and renegotiating trade deals. Pretty standard shit. Thus far it’s working out pretty decent. Sort of hard to sell that the sky is falling when it’s not. You can of course get distracted by his miserable mismanagement of various side shows, but there’s minimal harm and many gains.

They don’t / aren’t / don’t have to be.

you make (as ever) a sound case...but with regards to the propsects of Bernie Sanders I’d argue there’s potentially another aspect that is problematic...much as I realize the two men are not identical there are certainly similarities between his career & that of Jeremy Corbyn in the UK...both have been around for…

Either they truly believe that socialism will scare off the mythical swing voter (as that’s their stated reason) or they are worried about the consequences of one party being able to win while untethering themselves from the rich donor class.

You’re just missing the “THE END IS NEAR” poster and a corner of the LA freeway.

Ah yes, those mysterious all-powerful shady “elites” who secretly control everything. Are you really going full Bilderberger/Illuminati about the Democratic Party?

If you think Donny fucking Deutsch is representative of the Democratic Party, you’re really lost.

Why do kids these days love conspiracy theories so much?  Left or right, the kids just love conspiracy theories.

Yeah I mean forget all those black women voters that told Bernie to kick rocks. I mean forget all those Clinton voters that were called “Vagina Voters” by Sanders and his cult. Forget all the targeted attacks on anyone who sought the democratic nomination on Twitter and in the public sphere by sycophants like Nina…

“If ThErE iS cHeEsE, yOu MuSt PuT iT oN yOuR bUrGeR!”

It could have something to do with his work to portray her as a corrupt out-of-touch elitist, a narrative which Trump proudly ran with based on the template Bernie laid out. (Yes, I know he enthusiastically campaigned for her in the general, but the damage was done considering how many Bernie voters then voted for…

If the voters choose Bernie, he should be the nominee. End of story.

First of all: fuuuuuuck you. Sanders did the ceremonial thing at the convention, he hit the trail for Clinton, he did what was asked of him.

Shocking that the editor who literally referred to Bernie as “my dad” in a previous article would post a hyperventilating defensive piece about his prospects.