I’ll give him a pass on the first two, but “I hear you,” FFS.

‘45' on his cuff; helps him remember he’s the 45th President.

Lincoln on immigration;

They need a gif of the Elephant sucking its own dick. That would be the appropriate symbol for the GOP.

The GOP has to publish fake Lincoln quotes, because Lincoln would be fucking appalled by what has become of his party.

I am almost to the point where I can’t look at footage of the Earth from space because it makes me so sad. Who wants to see a terminally ill patient?

It’s been said many times that a person’s perspective on life, the universe, and everything changes after seeing our planet floating in space.

Forced labor is not a good look for a supposedly “free country.”

“Forcing dozens of women to go and perform for this man is without a question going to be problematic.”

Same way smokers can point to ONE smoker who lived to age 100 as “proof” that it wont kill them.

Looks like sweet potatoes with marshmallow topping....mmmmmm

Incoming “Global Warming/Climate Change is a lie” people in 3...2...

I’m expecting climate change deniers to come out of the woodwork and to them I say:

“I’m a Trump supporter”

Maddie, you’re half the reason I still come to Giz anymore. Excellent article.

What the-!? Where are all the cat pictures? Bring it on cat fanatics!

Only if she likes you.