That photo of Sean Payton might be the best thing I’ve seen. From Payton’s pitched tent to Reid’s Hawaiian shirt to Jim Tomsula’s general slouchiness, its all you could ever want in a photo and more.

The only thing that’s more toxic is Jim Irsay’s BAC.

“They’re trying to tell me, ‘You’re going to be at home while we’re in the playoffs.’ I don’t care.”

If he were jerking off, he probably would have turned off the Victoria’s Secret show to avoid the distraction.

What’s he supposed to do? You gotta get Lou Williams his minutes.