Dear God, please let there be gay porn in his emails. Gay porn he stars in.

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

“Hello, 911? I believe I’ve experienced an Irony Overdose.”

“I would be very careful about exercising your First Amendment right to freedom of speech. Free speech in a Trump administration extends only to fawning praise, not to criticism or dissent of any kind. You knew this when you voted us in.” -said the scorpion to the fucked democracy.

I can see him basically keeping everyone from Obama’s staff just so he doens’t have to deal with hiring anyone. Obama should suggest that to him. Since Trump seems like a bit of a pushover (one hour-long meeting and Obama is no longer “the most ignorant president in history,” and the ACA has some really good parts in…

Learn how a bill becomes a law.

I’m calling for responsibility and maturity and decency from someone who has held one of the highest positions in our government.

Some other things Trump didn’t know he had to do as president:

This is the next four years bro, on every form of media imaginable. It’s what happens when you elect a joke for president. Reference 2000-2008 if you want to know what it’s going to look like, and this will probably be much, much worse.

nah

Was that picture made by holding your TV against the copier?

God save us from President Pence.

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

I have a fun story!

OOh you don’t like anyone. How edge.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

That back door. What? How? Why?

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

So, that would have been the November 12th, 1984 game, eventually won by the Seahawks, 17-14. Collinsworth would have been 25.