Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

Scene opens: A man, blonde, not too closely removed from an athletic life sips a bourbon out of a highball glass.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

if its a low powered car, the manual is soooo much better. also better in the snow/ice.

Some people’s enemies are other people’s freedom fighters, and I for one support the freedom to shift my car whenever and however I choose to. What’s more American than that?

An the best theft deterrent you can have.

GOLF CLAP

[polite applause]

This sounds like another recent top executive, who is wholly unqualified but earned his position by tweeting, filling out his cabinet.

Seriously, what exactly do flat earthers think is the reason for the deception here? OK, so you think this is a facade to get you to believe that the earth is round when it isn’t. Why!?! Why would someone want you to believe that?

My only explanation is that maybe JUST MAYBE a guy who has focused on basketball his entire life and has more than likely couldn’t name 15 elements off of the periodic table is very stupid in every other subject other than basketball. He’s so ignorant of the mounds of evidence out there, that he is in a matter of…

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Maybe NBA dudes should have to graduate from college

Well, the mere sight of books sets the average TSA employee into a fit of rage so it’s important to keep that in mind

You should have included cheese on the list, I’m 5/5 when I bring sharp cheddar home from Wisconsin.

No, for serious, books. I was once an overeager 14 year old and packed my entire carry-on with books for the plane ride. Got pulled over because my backpack was one big black mass, plus it tested positive for lead because it was my school bag. Didn’t help that it was a giant, ugly-ass green canvas backpack. In…

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So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Yes. You never want to fully bake your swordsmen.