Isn’t that third pic two guys or do I need better glasses?

McDonald’s pays a decent wage for the work being performed. I worked there as a teen and was treated well, and learned a lot about the responsibilities of being employed. I didn’t earn much money ($4.25/hr back then), but I consider it to have been paid training.

Yea, cause saying Lord Dampnut is a bad man is really “woke” when your corporation refuses to pay its employees a decent salary, badly mistreats them, and makes them work regardless of their personal situation at the time.

Scene opens: A man, blonde, not too closely removed from an athletic life sips a bourbon out of a highball glass.

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

if its a low powered car, the manual is soooo much better. also better in the snow/ice.

Some people’s enemies are other people’s freedom fighters, and I for one support the freedom to shift my car whenever and however I choose to. What’s more American than that?

An the best theft deterrent you can have.

GOLF CLAP

[polite applause]

This sounds like another recent top executive, who is wholly unqualified but earned his position by tweeting, filling out his cabinet.

Seriously, what exactly do flat earthers think is the reason for the deception here? OK, so you think this is a facade to get you to believe that the earth is round when it isn’t. Why!?! Why would someone want you to believe that?

My only explanation is that maybe JUST MAYBE a guy who has focused on basketball his entire life and has more than likely couldn’t name 15 elements off of the periodic table is very stupid in every other subject other than basketball. He’s so ignorant of the mounds of evidence out there, that he is in a matter of…

yeah, because they don’t cover “the earth is round” until your 4th year at Duke.

Maybe NBA dudes should have to graduate from college

Well, the mere sight of books sets the average TSA employee into a fit of rage so it’s important to keep that in mind

You should have included cheese on the list, I’m 5/5 when I bring sharp cheddar home from Wisconsin.

Yes. You never want to fully bake your swordsmen.

“Build that ball! Build that ball!”