So this girl needs Chem 101, and you need English 101.

Every teenager who's ever taken a chemistry class should know not to drink liquid nitrogen. Not being accustomed to drinking is no excuse for a lack of basic awareness of chemicals.

There's absolutely no reason to be putting something as dangerous as liquid nitrogen in a drink, and there's even less reason to actually order and drink one.

At a bar? Abso-fucking-lutely.

"So you have to feel sorry for poor Gaby Scanlon, a British teenager, who ended her 18th birthday night with an emergency operation to remove her stomach."

Shuttles are boring and pedestrian in the world of spaceflight. They can't land on other planets or moons, they can't go long distances for exploration, all they're good for is crew transport.

They do, they just don't move, so you can't throw someone in front of one.

But in the average small town (IE a place where ambulances are in short supply), football is the only thing going on on a Friday night. Most of the time, we filled out our stadium, meaning that half of the town was there. What better place to have the ambulances? If there's a medical emergency in the town, there's a…

On the Carolina HS player who died, why were EMTs not on standby? From the article linked: "EMS arrived at the football field 15 minutes after Rouse first collapsed."

Ugly-ass phone anyhow.

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Now if only this was integrated with my phone's camera...

Spoken like someone who doesn't actually watch sports. Any sports fan would know you have one team in each sport, and one team only.

Pretty fantastic ad hominem there. Well done avoiding the point completely.

Oh, so you're only allowed to be proud of your culture if you've been held down by the white devils. Gotcha.

Fun fact about the Mayan calendar: it's not a prediction of the end of the world, it's a prediction of when the Mayans got tired and decided to stop making a calendar that went thousands of years into the future, by hand.

So what about white ethnic groups? They're not cultures?

Cosplay is like Halloween. Hot chicks dress up in slutty outfits, fat guys try to be cool and fail.

Middle child detected.

There's nothing classic about FF7 or Naruto. Both are the pinnacle of "entry-level" in their genres.