Sure, it's wibbly-wobbly, but it's not really timey-wimey, is it?

Let's try something.

Macs ARE PCs. PC = Personal Computer

Too bad it looks fucking hideous.

I've never used Twitter in my life, so.... Zero.

Drink your liquor neat, like a man.

That's the Flat Life Microwave.

I'm more surprised that lots 1-5 were full.

But Duke Ellington was a pianist.

I've never met anyone who doesn't know what phone they have. Even my grandma knows that she's got an EnV Touch.

I honestly couldn't care less if ads track me. As long as my personal data is safe (CC info, passwords, etc) it doesn't really matter to me if advertisers know my browsing history. I've got AdBlock anyway.

I don't even remember where I was when jobs died. Mainly because I've never owned an Apple product, and I don't see the big deal about them.

Think The Wire.

Stop saying phablet.

iPhones are boring. That's why my very first smartphone purchase was an Android.

I can afford Monster cables, that doesn't mean I'm going to buy them.

Every single pair of headphones ever made should be under $500. That's just extortion.

As a Sox fan, I'd rather see this right now than "Oh well I guess it doesn't matter, I'll just walk back and sit down."

So does this fall under the Malarchuk or Muta scale?