That’s not, like, young enough to justify being garbage. Most 24 year olds are not garbage.

Rihanna is one of those “artists” that can never really make money from selling albums. If you ever look at her track listing, you’ll see a team of writers and producers. Rihanna doesn’t write her own songs and unlike some other popular artists doesn’t change a line or two for writing credit.

Someone is keeping a comically detailed and up-to-the-minute Wiki about her.

I live in Detroit and I haven’t had even ONE snow day yet this winter and it’s FUCKING BULLSHIT but also I'm happy for you and congrats etc

It was 60 degrees here in Boston today. In Boston. In February. And it will be close to that all week. It’s been a gross and hot Winter.

• Heather McDonald is so, so sorry for saying all those things about Chelsea Handler. [Radar]

Garabage Votes for Garbage this and more at 11.

I have a snow day tomorrow! Yay!

Maybe she's the next Rita Ora?

Heather McDonald is actually making Chelsea Handler look better.

So she made it to the gate with her drugs? Good job, TSA.

Absolutely. And some poor asshole at Roc has been sitting in front of a computer for weeks trying to do just that... if he could only....remember... her damn name.

“The label claims it signed Rita in 2008 when she was unknown and invested millions in her career.”

That is vacationing in the Bahama’s sipping a cocktail underneath a patio umbrella at noon shade.

Instagram star = shade, yes?

If you’re not certain you can even come close to matching or surpassing the original, why do it?

Thanks for weighing in.

I liked Vanessa Hudgens as Rizzo, but would also love to see your version... That sounds amazing.

How. Her job is to.get him off.