I have the good sense to be deeply ashamed of my wild attraction to CT. He is not “my type” at all, but damn, the things I would let that man do to me.

If MTV would release the first 5 or 6 seasons of Real World and the first few Road Rules on DVD or streaming, I would be the happiest camper in all the land. I am an old and remember the first season because they were the same age as me, so the first few years were pretty relateable. And Andre’s hair never gets old.

As long as we still get to see The Challenege every year I’ll be ok. But let’s not bring any new cast members into it. I just wanna see a bunch of geriatrics on an island trying to fuck each other in a filthy booze filled pool while pretending to do athletic things

What was everyone's height of Real World love? Mine was New Orleans, I remember like being obsessed with every moment, every cast member from the casting special on. My cousin and I would eat bagel bites in the basement and just watch marathons of it to relive every second.

My spouse worked on a tobacco cessation hotline, and there were numerous people who had quit heroin but couldn’t quit tobacco.

Cool story.

Best of luck. I quit smoking 20-mumble years ago. The best part of quitting is how unbearable us reformed smokers are. So. Much. Fun.

I mentioned this on Kotaku, but after this week I think this is my cue to quit smoking.

Someone please hide Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen.

2016

After all this time, Alan.

“Always.”

I bet her hospital gown was really short.

Also, I bet she looked pretty hot in the hospital gown. If you don’t want to have your face ejaculated on, you shouldn’t, you know, be so hot all the time.

Seriously. Why would you even leave the house with a face if you don’t want this to happen.

You know, she probably hurt herself on purpose so that she could lure him into ejaculating on her face while she was unconscious and unaware. What a tease.

I love Erika so far. I'm hoping she can dethrone Lisa V as the queen of the Beverly hills housewives. She marked Lisa's card this episode, and is clearly very socially aware.

Um, Eileen is currently acting. Kyle is currently acting. Lisa Rinna is currently acting. And Lisa Vanderpump acted back in the day.

no.

You can do it! My brother and sister-in-law quit their jobs at the age of 40, sold the house, took the kids and moved to Britain so they could both become archaeologists. Both now have degrees (my brother’s almost done with his PhD; she has a BA) from University College London and my sister-in-law is now working on…