Ha yes Bruce was cracking me up. Also loved “Meet Your Second Wife.”

WHO THE FUCK IS TANK

this is actually pretty similar to how I came out of the womb

Wrong. King Lear is Shakespeare’s “Maddest King."

OH NO A NAKED HUMAN

I’m not a Kris Jenner fan, but holy crap GAAAAAH having a creepy stranger in my house is my nightmare (literally.) I’d fire my security team too.

Scott Disick’s year: I know I’m the favorite person in this family and I am going to FUCK THAT UP.

You just made Rita Ora’s year. She’ll probably print this out and frame it.

I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with Kris Jenner, but I’m with her on this one. We live by a famous person and the level of creepy stalkers is scary AF. Especially the guy that wears a black wool trench coat in 90 degree weather and insists he’s a motivational speaker.

Here’s what I would like her to write and produce: a biopic about the Roberts family. Give me Julia’s life story. Give me Eric’s life story. Give me their late sister’s life story. Give me August: Osage County but even more fucked up.Ordinary People, but with bigger mouths. The Royal Tenenbaums, but every line is…

I would have laughed so hard if it was a brand plug - like “he tied the umbilical cord off with red Beats by Dre headphones, the only headphones Iman uses before a game.”

Why aren’t we talking about this?

Fun fact: you don't even have to cut the cord. Just tote the cord and placenta around for a few days. http://www.treehugger.com/family/lotus-b…

This one KILLS ME every time.

that last one

For anyone else who’s browser cannot handle all the auto-playing Vines, go through and click on each one to pause them then play them individually.

I am not sure I can look entirely past his age here. It’s fully possible that he’s been groomed and used by two adults to act as a lure on their behalf, whether he realizes that or not.

So what are they saying... that a bear can’t rape a man because it’s female?

When Kyle said something about depression having physical manifestations I was like - that makes total sense. I think Yolanda does legit have Lyme disease but I think there’s something else going on and depression makes sense. When the show was filming her marriage was in a down spin and more importantly, her kids are…

Right? I’m as cynical as the next gal but this was sweet in a dorky way. And her reaction throughout was touching.