There's a metal-ass brunch joint near my house that serves Huevos Panteros :)

IKR, i love ordering “huevos rancheros”, but this just topped that on my most fun to say breakfast dishes list. Sorry, Tutti Frutti, you’ve been bumped!

Counterpoint: RBG.

I’m waiting for a brewery to roll out a Scalia IPA, which will check in at a mouth-puckering 200 International Bitterness Units.

“My reasoning is simple: When is the last time you were on an airplane and didn’t feel a hot burst of rage the second the person in front of you dropped their seatback right into your goddamn lap? Why would you want to impart that experience on anyone else?”

Don’t recline? That’s adorable.

The need for women to measure up to men in sports is political correctness gone wrong, as women have wholly different physical parameters and limitations than men. Women’s football (soccer) for instance is slower and more static than men’s football and less entertaining to watch for people who know the game well and…

Denial of an obvious goal scoring opportunity.

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

His levels of creating shit movies when he is capable of giving the audience better is insulting. It's like he wants to see how shitty he can make a movie and still fleece ticket buyers. Vile.

Speed and power, I will grant you, but they are playing against people of like speed and power.

I’m beginning to wonder if these companies just figure in these lawsuits as the cost of doing business and see the benefits of using songs outweighing the inevitable legal troubles. Beastie Boys had and still has a huge following and I wonder how much Monster drinks sold because of this song vs. the $1.7MM damages+…

The 37 year-old me hates the 27 year-old me only slightly less than the 17 year-old me. But I bet the 47 year-old me is going to be a real asshole.

Kelly,

Hakeem, Dirk, Nash, David Robinson also won MVPs and never get hated on.

Ya know, I thought you were just humor impaired until I watched the trailer. I agree with you, there wasn’t anything about it that said parody or implied anything humorous about it at all.

But isn’t that exactly the problem with rape culture? That a lot of people out there don’t think that doing things like this is the same as promoting rape. That it’s so casually promoted that we don’t even think about the impact we’re having on society with our words and actions? How many young men out there gaming…

I don’t think it’s entirely shifting blame in his apology to claim that he had no guidance. Isn’t that one of the biggest problems with rape culture? That there’s nobody (or too few/quiet people) in the immediate area to tell people “Thatz Not Okay!” when they say asinine shit?