There's a metal-ass brunch joint near my house that serves Huevos Panteros :)

IKR, i love ordering “huevos rancheros”, but this just topped that on my most fun to say breakfast dishes list. Sorry, Tutti Frutti, you’ve been bumped!

Counterpoint: RBG.

I’m waiting for a brewery to roll out a Scalia IPA, which will check in at a mouth-puckering 200 International Bitterness Units.

“My reasoning is simple: When is the last time you were on an airplane and didn’t feel a hot burst of rage the second the person in front of you dropped their seatback right into your goddamn lap? Why would you want to impart that experience on anyone else?”

Don’t recline? That’s adorable.

The need for women to measure up to men in sports is political correctness gone wrong, as women have wholly different physical parameters and limitations than men. Women’s football (soccer) for instance is slower and more static than men’s football and less entertaining to watch for people who know the game well and…

Denial of an obvious goal scoring opportunity.

No, the Confederate flag, which this isn’t, but I’ll get to that, is the flag of a nation of traitors that engaged in war with the US to uphold their “right” to enslave people.

It did not stand for slavery, and the war was about taxes and tarrifs, but that’s completely beside the point.

It was not about States Rights, as a general concept. One of the biggest complaints in the various articles of secession was that the Northern states weren’t enforcing the Fugitive Slave Act, which Southern legislators had previously rammed down their throats. They had no problem whatsoever with Federal supremacy when…

oh, so the square version is perfectly ok. i get it now. the square one doesn’t symbolize institutional racism and slavery, it’s only the rectangular one that does. conversations like this would be so much easier if they only had you around to clear up this little detail. we could have avoided all of the confusion and…

Hey, look, everybody! I found somebody with daddy issues!

Going to AskMen.com as a legitimate source of information in regards to men makes as much sense as going to Jezebel.com for feminist thought.

His levels of creating shit movies when he is capable of giving the audience better is insulting. It's like he wants to see how shitty he can make a movie and still fleece ticket buyers. Vile.

Speed and power, I will grant you, but they are playing against people of like speed and power.

I’m beginning to wonder if these companies just figure in these lawsuits as the cost of doing business and see the benefits of using songs outweighing the inevitable legal troubles. Beastie Boys had and still has a huge following and I wonder how much Monster drinks sold because of this song vs. the $1.7MM damages+…

The 37 year-old me hates the 27 year-old me only slightly less than the 17 year-old me. But I bet the 47 year-old me is going to be a real asshole.

Kelly,