I want to applaud Sports illustrated for having the courage to feature a young white woman with symmetrical features, the hip to waist ratio of the Venus de Milo, and pert breasts. Most humans look at this model and have to cover their eyes in horror. Only the Sports Illustrated editors could see past conventions of…

yup. Cops never lie and lawyers are free. Probably don't have work on those court days either. Especially if you fight the charge, you won't needlessly have your day in court delayed in hopes that you'll give up or be unable to fight it (due to wanting to keep that job that completely understands why you cannot work…

"Free hack: Since starting college, I've kept a pretty strict policy of only running indoors on a treadmill, or while engaged in a group activity like soccer or basketball. If you must run, do so in groups, in athletic gear, and preferably with people who follow the first rule of this guide. "

Um....wow. That's…

if religion got out of the business of politics and morality-legislation (while being tax-free) i would be more on board with this... but the religious influence politics and make policies based on their religion that affect us all - as a non-believer, i don't tolerate that.

"Overall, not believing in God seems to make people and their offspring more tolerant. Less racist. Less sexist. Enviro-friendly."

Are you advocating for gendered comedy, where only men get to use lowbrow/potty humour? If so, I don't think that's a solution to anything.

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You know, it's really funny how most of the people who complain about a 45-minute long continuously played half (+ a few minutes injury time) will happily sit and watch an American football half so broken up by clock stoppages that it takes more than twice as long as the soccer half to get through.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

The fact that you own and use guns affects all of us. Every last one of us. Firearms increase the risk that something terrible will happen for absolutely everyone.

Precisely. The statistics are absolutely damning. I don't know how anyone with access to any reliably-researched data on the subject would ever keep guns in the house. The chances of an innocent person getting hurt by a gun is unimaginably greater than the chance that they'll ever take down a home invader.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

This is NOT ok.

Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

I hate to be that guy, but I'm enjoying the schadenfreude watching a city/team that spent the better part of 3 years getting over "the betrayal" of LeBron suddenly come crying back like it never happened.....and now being completely burned by his antics as the team spins into the toilet.

This. Not to mention, most of them are in the Old Testament. The ones that specifically forbid homosexual activity in the New Testament are in the Epistles, which were written to specific churches to address problems that cropped up in the early church and probably were talking about ritualized homosexual acts.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is that person you were "just friends" with in high school and couldn't date because they were like your sibling. They're your first taste of a hint of romance, but you move on, trying for "bigger and better". You hit the club scene, spend 100s of dollars on the high end stuff. You really waste…

Greg, you should've dug more. Seems to me you got too close to JJ in doing your write-up, seeing as you heard "multiple rumors" that weren't rumors at all, but solid leads. To say it wasn't worth pursuing or reporting, (when again, it obviously was) comes off almost as hypocritical as JJ trying to push his brand on…

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…