Prosecutors remain baffled at the fact that of all the people surveyed, they can't seem to find a Patriots fan who began following the team before 2001.

I hate to be that guy, but I'm enjoying the schadenfreude watching a city/team that spent the better part of 3 years getting over "the betrayal" of LeBron suddenly come crying back like it never happened.....and now being completely burned by his antics as the team spins into the toilet.

This. Not to mention, most of them are in the Old Testament. The ones that specifically forbid homosexual activity in the New Testament are in the Epistles, which were written to specific churches to address problems that cropped up in the early church and probably were talking about ritualized homosexual acts.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is that person you were "just friends" with in high school and couldn't date because they were like your sibling. They're your first taste of a hint of romance, but you move on, trying for "bigger and better". You hit the club scene, spend 100s of dollars on the high end stuff. You really waste…

Greg, you should've dug more. Seems to me you got too close to JJ in doing your write-up, seeing as you heard "multiple rumors" that weren't rumors at all, but solid leads. To say it wasn't worth pursuing or reporting, (when again, it obviously was) comes off almost as hypocritical as JJ trying to push his brand on…

Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

I think it's because most medical centers use name and DOB to access records. So anyone could have access to those kids' medical records, since they know name, DOB, and where the records are. And I would guess that if that's where they were born, they'll probably also continue being seen in the same system. You also…

I would like to give a special commendation to Gawker Media's copy editing team, because the sheer volume of chances for unfortunate implications involving the name "Ragheed" must have been like handling a live grenade.

Its also interesting to note that Kapernick started to suck after they traded away Alex Smith- the player who was responsible for taking Harbaughs playcalls and translating them from written english into Big Pun lyrics for Kapernick to tattoo all over his body like hes the main character of memento or whatever. Hard…

I agree that what she did is inexcusable - what I have a problem with however is that religious folks around the world disrespect the values and traditions of others "because they aren't religious" and for a wide range of other excuses.

DOES ANYONE WHO COMMENTS ON THIS WEBSITE EVER LAUGH?

nope it means "overreaching," sorta like this comment

Maybe the Honda was tailgating earlier and that was the Saturn "teaching her a lesson". People love break-check highway justice in America.

Because it's more likely that Iggy A would read something staring at her every time she opened Twitter, than clicking on a link that leads to a looooong article telling her off.

I would mock any white idiot who made that many typos in one statement. Holding someone to a different intellectual standard just because of his race is pretty much the definition of racism, though, so congratulations.

Twitter reveals the hotheads among us with zero impulse control, while creating content for the blogosphere. I like.

I'm going to pull that out of the gray zone just so everyone can see that last sentence. High comedy, +1

I think being president is hard as fuck and so I cut the man some slack, and also try to remember that it was this or McCain. Or Mittens. So as much as a ton of stuff is not great, I try to take breaths and remember that he's about as good as it's realistically gonna get.