Isn't involuntarily shitting your pants a symptom of pretty significant head trauma associated with concussion-like symptoms? I read an article about how this is a thing football players taking huge hits to their head do (maybe even on deadspin itself). So while we can laugh at him for shitting himself, this may…

I think it's because most medical centers use name and DOB to access records. So anyone could have access to those kids' medical records, since they know name, DOB, and where the records are. And I would guess that if that's where they were born, they'll probably also continue being seen in the same system. You also…

I would like to give a special commendation to Gawker Media's copy editing team, because the sheer volume of chances for unfortunate implications involving the name "Ragheed" must have been like handling a live grenade.

Its also interesting to note that Kapernick started to suck after they traded away Alex Smith- the player who was responsible for taking Harbaughs playcalls and translating them from written english into Big Pun lyrics for Kapernick to tattoo all over his body like hes the main character of memento or whatever. Hard…

I agree that what she did is inexcusable - what I have a problem with however is that religious folks around the world disrespect the values and traditions of others "because they aren't religious" and for a wide range of other excuses.

DOES ANYONE WHO COMMENTS ON THIS WEBSITE EVER LAUGH?

nope it means "overreaching," sorta like this comment

Maybe the Honda was tailgating earlier and that was the Saturn "teaching her a lesson". People love break-check highway justice in America.

Because it's more likely that Iggy A would read something staring at her every time she opened Twitter, than clicking on a link that leads to a looooong article telling her off.

I would mock any white idiot who made that many typos in one statement. Holding someone to a different intellectual standard just because of his race is pretty much the definition of racism, though, so congratulations.

Twitter reveals the hotheads among us with zero impulse control, while creating content for the blogosphere. I like.

I'm going to pull that out of the gray zone just so everyone can see that last sentence. High comedy, +1

I think being president is hard as fuck and so I cut the man some slack, and also try to remember that it was this or McCain. Or Mittens. So as much as a ton of stuff is not great, I try to take breaths and remember that he's about as good as it's realistically gonna get.

"Murderers" better yet.

Ha, hilarious how all these commenters are suddenly putting aside their irrational hate for frats because Paul Rudd was in one.

Proof, again, that we shouldn't be giving guns to people who aren't trained to use them. (And I'm not talking about the lame "gun safety" courses most states have in a classroom, though that's a good start... but real hands-on training.) At least in this case, we didn't lose an innocent bystander in the accident.

He didn't have a father in his life and grew up loving Cosby from afar, then Cosby is going to come to speak to a small group at school and he gets to meet him (pretty exciting stuff) and he calls him a retard in front of the people whose opinion probably mattered the most to him at the time — his teammates and…

this is some good kinja right here, boy

I really, really wish that information about confirmation bias was part of primary education, rather than just mainly college psychology and statistics classes. Because it is responsible for SO MUCH HORRIBLE SHIT!