"You don't go shove it in a guy's face like a child after beating them."

Get stuffed.

I'm partial to "Goddamnit, Donald!" myself.

+1 on the referentiality, but -∞ on everything else. Peyton Manning should be canonized.

It's just like this main post said: have your well-researched number in mind, tell them that is what you'll pay for the exact car you want, and if they can do it you'll buy today. Presence in the dealership (like you did) is key, because anyone can say anything over the phone or via email. When you're in front of…

You are the worst character ever

Guess you missed the part where the original was written by a Black guy? Thanks for playing!

"Listen, I fucked a hooker at the club and don't want to catch anything. I raw dogged her so I need something to kill that shit."

Oh God, stop it. 99% of actors and actresses struggle to find work. This is not a race issue. Lohan sells seats because people want to see a trainwreck.

The diet itself is a (mostly) good idea, but the mythos around it is just inane. If you just say "Hey, you should focus on eating vegetables and lean proteins. Also, cutting out sugar is good for you," I'm totally on board. Once you start trying to tell me that the reason this is good is because of the way you…

State Name : Obesity Ranking : Poorest Ranking

Mississippi, 1 - 1

Pls don't apologize.

THERE'S NO CROSSFIT ON THIS LIST

I can only assume that either you've

Federer was world number 1 from February 2004-August 2008. During this time he played Nadal 18 times. Nadal went 12-6 against him overall and 5-2 in Grand Slams. Even during Feds height, Nadal still had his number. Just because you think his play is ugly does not take away from his achievements and doesn't mean he…

I need some new Gluten Free/Casein Free/Dairy free/Soy free,Chick pea flour free recipes! Something a picky little eater would like.

It was pricey but I love my Panasonic ES-LA93-K. Good shave even after three days without, the multiple blades mean I usually shave with a single pass. Basically no irritation for me. Battery life is awesome, after a 15 day trip without plugging it in I was still at 70% charge. The only real problem is that the…

It was pricey but I love my Panasonic ES-LA93-K. Good shave even after three days without, the multiple blades mean…

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

As someone who finds Reddit to be the most annoying website to navigate on earth... I just want to say: Mark... even if your entire job was to troll Reddit for the good stuff, I'd still read you and I don't think it's lazy. It's a real service that I don't have to actually go to Reddit to look for these things myself…