Hey everybody, That Guy showed up.

Even Tim Duncan's divorces are understated, yet effective and fundamentally sound

I guess in Texas they figured out this wasn't a criminal matter.

Alright - We'll call it a draw!

I think you're the one who has it backwards buddy. Louis Anderson is the guy who landed on the moon. The trumpeter was Lance Armstrong.

I'll save everyone posting here a lot of trouble: it's not what you eat that matters most, it's how much you eat. You can be eating the healthiest food in the world, but if you consume too much of it, you'll be 30% body fat. Want to lose weight? Count calories. That's the most direct way to go about it. You can…

"shit4entertaining" would make a good name for a party-supplies store.

I hear it's not as painful if you turn them sideways first.

You know, this is nice. I tried having a relationship like this with a coworker. He was all like "What's up, cracker?" and I was like "Not much, N*****". With a slowly-dawning horror I remembered that my god-given name is Anthony Saltine. Plus this guy was Jewish.

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

This isn't that uncommon— I hear that Mark Sanchez playfully calls some of his black teammates "n——-r," and they call him "terrible."

a) This is not original reporting.

The unfeeling monotone, the lifelessly black eyes, an overall disregard for his physical appearance, unflinching attention to detail: all the signs are there.

As a middle-aged man with a relatively happy house hold - nice wife, children still in the house, my life has lost a lot of its excitement. My kids are great and all - love taking the daughter out to her soccer games and even to the mall. My son, however, is a different story. Always holed up in the house, no…

I don't get the allure of burnouts.

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

Your post is ignorant.

There's nothing cool or exciting about that.