Or my boss...

I just thought it was boring...

Watching LBJ in this after seeing Tom Brady in Entourage made me want to campaign for his Oscar.

Oh, shit. That song is really good.

It’s sadder watching Nadal.

I can’t wait until the IPA craze dies down and the wheat beer trend starts up...

Being a good-looking, rich white man must be fucking amazing...

totally agree.

Very good points. I was trying to discuss DEA enforcement of drug policy and reshaping our attitude toward drug crimes. Federal policy does count for something.

Or he could clean house at the DEA, stop the vicious cycle of imprisoning the poor/ethnic for minor drug offenses, and save taxpayers BILLIONS...

That was the best goal in WWC history? Way to sell yourselves short.

Heard a story from the local fire station about how they responded to the scene of a suicide involving a man who walked onto the freeway. He was hit by a car, bits of him went flying everywhere. The woman driving the car that hit him was hysterical. The firefighters themselves were traumatized and some had a hard time…

Agreed. Deadspin wishes they could crack wise like this.

Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: For what? They’re giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
Comic Book Guy: ...Worst episode ever.

That’s a bit disingenuous. Clearly the implication is that we have sufficient medical knowledge and the technology to closely study the effects of vaccines. Lions != Vaccines, and you know it.

Oh? I didn’t know that...

On the one hand: Defense spending is out of control.

I have an arch-Conservative coworker who I really like as person, even though discussing politics and world views is beyond frustrating. I feel like Notorious R.B.G. because even though I couldn’t disagree more with their politics, I’d call them my friend.

WHITE PEOPLE PROOOOOOOOBLEMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSS

Oh, if only I weren’t such a sociopath, right?