Or my boss...

I just thought it was boring...

Dude, wildfires can spread incredibly fast................

A for effort, I guess...

Do you understand metal objects, lacking instincts to avoid other bodies in flight, damaging rotary blades in mid-air?

Watching LBJ in this after seeing Tom Brady in Entourage made me want to campaign for his Oscar.

Oh, shit. That song is really good.

Great journalism- state something as fact with Zero data to back it up.

It’s sadder watching Nadal.

Love that book.

I can’t wait until the IPA craze dies down and the wheat beer trend starts up...

Being a good-looking, rich white man must be fucking amazing...

totally agree.

Very good points. I was trying to discuss DEA enforcement of drug policy and reshaping our attitude toward drug crimes. Federal policy does count for something.

And they get you high as fuuuuuuuuck...

Or he could clean house at the DEA, stop the vicious cycle of imprisoning the poor/ethnic for minor drug offenses, and save taxpayers BILLIONS...

I KNEW IT WASN’T JUST ME! No one else I asked knew wtf I was talking about... but those damn trees, man. Not a pleasant scent.

That was the best goal in WWC history? Way to sell yourselves short.

Heard a story from the local fire station about how they responded to the scene of a suicide involving a man who walked onto the freeway. He was hit by a car, bits of him went flying everywhere. The woman driving the car that hit him was hysterical. The firefighters themselves were traumatized and some had a hard time…

Agreed. Deadspin wishes they could crack wise like this.