Chipotle is not "unhealthy" in the same sense as McDonald's. Most offerings are not processed and have tons of sneakily-added sugars. Yes, sour cream has fat and calories. Chips have lots of calories. Guacamole has saturated fat. If you think this is surprising and/or terrible news, you probably need to learn more…

I'm glad I'm a guy and I get judged on my personality instead of my looks.

Don't piss off. Keep dropping (sarcastic) truth bombs.

I see what you did there.

How dare you.

Arnold really did progress from that vain womanizer to that— ummmmmm.....

Please kill meeee

"I got vaccinated" sticker.

Four-in-hand has to be the worst knot. Especially because I cannot ever seem to get it right.

NERD ALERT

Denial and willful ignorance deserve to be "attacked".

Off the top of my head, I'm really not sure. My issue is that many people delude themselves into thinking that guns are in no way related to violence. I hate the phrase "Guns don't kill people; people kill people".

If they put Norm MacDonald on the dais, I'm there.

No, statistics show that firearms do increase a risk. You have a right to own one (or many). Fine. But please don't pretend like it doesn't affect anyone else. Please don't act like guns aren't dangerous, that only "bad guys" who are "inside your house" have to be concerned. Guns are inherently dangerous and…

I starred/unstarred this comment continuously just so I could experience the feeling of "liking" a comment one thousand times.

3. How many separate instances of cheating are adequate to discredit them? Please let us know when it reaches your threshold.

Doesn't NG have better things to argue about? Much like the DOJ has better things to prosecute about?

Common misconception, I believe. You should probably research the actual verses in the Bible that reference homosexuality specifically. Go on. Then research the history of the Hebrews so you can understand the context in which those seemingly anti-gay verses were written (by a human being, not a god). The "proof" that…

whoa even harsher

Hate to break it to you but they're pretty much all weirdly lumpy.